Latest Urdu SMS

Ek baar mere aur tiger ke beech main fight hu gayi...
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Main Bhag Gaye
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Are Sirf 1411 Hi bache hain India main?.
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Save Tiger..
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Nahi Tu Tumhe Tu mallom hi hai mere Gussa... :)

Romantic SMS, Urdu Romance SMS

1) Jab Bhi Jalta hain Diya ab mere Astane par
Ajab Khumar cha jata hain is deewane par
Yaad Aa hi jata hain wo bewafa mehbbob.
Rask Karte the dost jiske dostane par.

2) Ye wo baag hain jisme kante bahut milenge tumhain.
Bach bach kar chalna, chal chal kar sambhalna.
Ungli hi nahi dil bhi kat jata
Khhon se jisko sinchna padta hain humain.


3) Ab aa hi gaye hu jo is abyaar main.
Bhaitu, thoda maaza bhi le lo.
Aisa na hu ki tuhmat dain log hamain.
Do gaaz zameen bhi na mili koe-yaar-main.

Urdu Funny SMS

Pyar Kya hai?

P: Phone Karo = Paise ki barbadi

Y: Yaad Karo = Dimag ko tension

A: Azadi Kho Do = Kahin Aur mat dekho

R: Rona Dhona Saho = Kabhimat hanso

To tension mat lo yaar, Mat karo Pyar,
Sirf Line Maro Yaar :)

Urdu Funny SMS

Funny Urdu SMS

Funny Urdu SMS

Jab Load Shedding ho Out of Control.
Khirki Darwaze Khol.
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Khirki Darwaze Khol.
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Chnada mama ko bol
All is Well
WAPDA KIA JAANE
Student KA kia ho ga??
Revision kare ya Paseene mein Khuwar ho ga??

to mom bati jla, Generatot Chal ya
U.P.S laga k bol
Bhaya all is well.....

Funny Urdu SMS

kya ap jante hain ap ki kitni hain

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tangain yar or kya.

b positive yar.

Funny Urdu SMS

Kuchh Sitaro Ki Chamak Nahi Jati,

Kuchh Yaado Ki Kasak Nahi Jati,



Kuchh Fizao Ki Mahak Nahi Jati,

Kuchh Nazaro Ki Jhalak Nahi Jati,



Kuchh Bijliyo Ki Tadak Nahi Jati,

Kuchh Ghatao Ki Dhamak Nahi Jati,



Kuchh Manzilo Ki Sadak Nahi Jati,

Kuchh Khyalo Ki Khatak Nahi Jati,



End Nhi Hota Mera SMS Jab Tak

Parhne Wale ki Khopri Satak Nahi Jati.

Funny Urdu SMS

is trha nahi kerte raabta tou rakhte hain,
thora milne julne ka silsila tou rakhtay hain,

manzilain buland houn tou mushkilain tou aatee hain,
mushkiloun se larne ka hosla tou rakhtay hain,

jo tumharay apne houn, tum se payar kerte houn,
unka haal kesa hay??kuch pata tou rakhtey hain,

shafik dostee k rishte ko torte nahi aise,
roothay dosto se b wasta tou rakhtay hain,

chor janay walay akser lot kr b atay hain,
lot ker wo anay ka rasta tou rakhtay hain...

Funny Urdu SMS

Muje awaz de lena



Kabi icecream lao to

Kabi murghi pkao to

Mujhe awaz de lena



wallet men maal ziada ho

Jo shopping ka irada ho

Muje awaz de lena



Tumhare dress unfit ho

Make up ki extra kit ho

Mujhe awaz de lena



Kabi concert pe jana ho

Kahin hular mchana ho

Zra na tm sharmana

Zra na tm ghabrana

Muje awaz de lena!

Funny Urdu SMS

Why I Hate C.I.D :(

An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?

LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???

LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.

ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ...

Funny Urdu SMS

Sher:O Budhe ruk,muje tra khun pina h,

Budha-kisi jawan admi ka piyo!

Uska khun garam hoga.

Sher:nhi aj mera coldDrink pine ka mud h.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS

Boy:-Sweetie,Lets play a game...

Girl:-What game?

Boy:-Anything but not hide n seek

Girl:-Why?
Boy:-Bcoz a girl like you is impossible to find...:)

Latest Urdu SMS

Qudrat Ne
Aurat ko Haseen Banaya.. !!!

Khubsurti Di..
Hirni Si Aankhein..
Resham Se Baal..
Gulab K Pankhriyon Se Hont..
Pyaar Bhra Dil Diya..

Phir Zaban Di:
Aur Sub Satya-Naas Ho Gaya :p

Good Morng SMS

Behan Ki Friend Behan Hoti Hy

Bhai Ka Friend Bhai Hota Hai

To Wife Ki Friend Wife Kyu Nai Hoti

Jago Grahak Jago
Aur Dusre Ki Biwi Lekar Bhago

Good morng

Latest Urdu Funny SMS

Mere Ghar Ki Chhat Par
Aagaye Hain Badal,

Wah wah wah..

Mere Ghar Ki Chhat Par
Aagaye Hain Badal,
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Ye Message Faltoo Hai, Mat Parho Pagal!=P:)

Latest Urdu Funny SMS

"FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION- TO HELL WITH IT"

When u attack black people, They call it "Racism",

When u attack Jewish ppl, They call it "Anti-semetism",


When u attack your Country, They call it "Terrorism",

When u attack a Religious sect, they call it "Hate speech",

But when They attack at the dignity of our Prophet MUHAMMAD (P.B.U.H)
They call it " Freedom of Expression"

"Share if u can! Raise ur voice if it exist ,atleast its the lowest level of JiHAD

Latest Urdu Funny SMS

A Moment Which Almost Came In Everyone's School Life
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When A Teacher Points At You And U Look Behind And Then Say

"Who? Me?" =O :P

Latest Urdu Funny SMS

Dedicated To all Girls :)

Never care about what other people think of you because you will be perfect to someone :)

Stop worrying about your eyeliner, hair, dress etc

Bcz One day you'll find a Man that won't care about them all
&
only look at your heart:)

Latest Urdu Funny SMS

The awkward moment when ;)

when your friend is arguing with their
parents &

their parents turns towards you
and asks

"Do you ever talk to your parents like this?" XD
lolz